Office by Alex Penny
why would you ever even need that much broccoli
i don’t think that’s broccoli
(Source: doobiesandboobiezz, via alexaofsuburbia)
someone has waited their entire life to put that title to use and if he is not promoted immediately i am calling the l.a. times and complaining
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a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
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