Enjoy the little things in life

July 31, 2014 7:59 pm

gayindustrialcomplex:

reblog if you are sorry ms. jackson and also are for real

(via angieabnormality)

6:21 pm

feministsupernatural:

theawesomesauce93:

gallopinggroundsloth:

Ah, Bisexuality Day, when Freddie Mercury visits all the bisexuals who’ve been good the past year and gives them presents

Ha ha, I can’t believe you still think Freddie Mercury is real. Everybody knows it’s really your parents. 

IT IS FREDDIE. I’VE SEEN HIM! HE COMES TO YOUR HOUSE AND LEAVES YOU OSCAR WILDE BOOKS AND MARLON BRANDO MOVIES.

(via laina)

5:25 pm

blond-o-sonicscrewdriver:

papermategirl:

hi:

I CANT BELIEVE THIS IS ACTUALLY GOING TO BE A THING IM SO EXCITED IM SCREAMING

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Everybody got abs except for Mr. Krabs. Poor old Mr. Krabs. 

I guess he’s just Mr Kr now

(via holy-z)

5:17 pm

shutupaubrey:

i’m that dad who wants to start a garage band with all the other dads in the neighborhood but my wife wont let me

(via melodydirtytalk)

2:47 pm

tits-n-t4ts:

I just want to lay in bed with someone in our underwear and make out, watch movies and fuck like 3 or 10 times

(via tayleeshaangelsuperstar)

2:27 pm

shiralipkin:

somethingclassysomethingvulgar:

if you live with a cat, you have had this conversation. 

(via deuteromycota)

2:18 pm

dumbcuntts:

chainsawpunk:

chainsawpunk:

how much lube do you need for anal ? ?

a buttload

That was so dumb I wish I didn’t laugh at it

(via deuteromycota)

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