Enjoy the little things in life

July 31, 2014 5:17 pm

shutupaubrey:

i’m that dad who wants to start a garage band with all the other dads in the neighborhood but my wife wont let me

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2:47 pm

tits-n-t4ts:

I just want to lay in bed with someone in our underwear and make out, watch movies and fuck like 3 or 10 times

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2:27 pm

shiralipkin:

somethingclassysomethingvulgar:

if you live with a cat, you have had this conversation. 

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2:18 pm

dumbcuntts:

chainsawpunk:

chainsawpunk:

how much lube do you need for anal ? ?

a buttload

That was so dumb I wish I didn’t laugh at it

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They say that the best blaze burns brightest, when circumstances are at their worst. 

(Source: studioghibligifs, via laina)